Anyone know some great, conceited sayings? The things that make people say," Oh, you did NOT just say that!!"
One of mines, which I got long time ago, was "It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am," and "Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters."
Another one I started using was "Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon!"
Haha, of course, it was just a joke
What are yours?