« on: December 05, 2013, 09:52:22 AM »
Okay, NSM really, really needs help with the ladies and I feel that I somehow am the member here with the most expertise in this field.
SFK's GUIDE FOR GETTING ALL TEH LADIES:
STEP 1: GET THAT SIX PACK MOTHERFUCKER. I have one and I know from experience that it's fantastic. You never want to purposely show it off the avoid looking douchey, but if you happen to be shirtless and you're a skinny white guy, girls will be all "I AM SURPRISED BY YOUR HAWT BOD" and will want to rub it. Like, literally every time. It's a fucking magnet. Personal experience has taught me this. BUT DON'T STOP THERE. Improve your entire physique, not just to get girls, do it for yourself. The great philosopher Socrates once said a human body that has never reached it full potential was a wasted one. Once you start exercising and eating better, you'll feel more healthy, more confident, and girls WILL notice because, believe it or not, girls love a hot nerd guy just as much as guys love a hot nerd girl. And it's especially to your advantage because hot nerd guys are an even rarer breed of human than their female counterparts.
STEP 2: UPDATE THAT WARDROBE MOTHERFUCKER. Clothes can say a lot about a person. It can show you status in a business,society, or wealth. And more importantly, being well dressed let's people know you care about yourself. I personally love wearing clothes that make me look good. I feel more confident and know that I'm making a good first impression with women, acquaintances, and people in general. For skinny white dudes, I recommend American Apparel for t-shirts that fit well(and are extreme comfortable), maybe some flannel if you can pull it off, and definitely slim cut or skinny pants. Further more, invest in a nice watch(Fossil makes great ones for a modest price, I recommend a leather strap). And when you wear long sleeves, roll those suckers up. For some reason, a majority of girls love it when a guys sleeves are rolled up. Maybe because often when a guy rolls up his sleeves, he's about to do some serious fucking work and girls like that? Dunno. If you want some good places for clothes or just a link to something stylish, hit me up.
STEP 3. HYGIENE....MOTHERFUCKER. Seriously, too many geeks and nerds seem to be out of touch with the fact that their smell, not their "niceness", is often the deciding factor when not attracting girls. SHOWER ONCE A DAY, YOU FILTHY, FILTHY BOYS. Now, I don't actually use shampoo personally, because hair actually is much healthier if you only wash it with water(soap washes away all those healthy oil and shiz from your hair). But some people have oilier hair than others. And ALWAYS use body wash. Especially the armpits and crotch, which account for a lot of your stank. But more importantly if how your hair is cut and styled. Get a cut that informs the ladies that, yes, you do indeed give a damn and you look damn good doing it. Often you can leave you hair nice and messy and as long as the cut itself is stylish and your wearing a well put together outfit, it makes people think your just leaving messy on purpose because you're that cool. Also, brush your teeth in the morning. Nobody likes bad breathe. If you don't have time, Orbitz is your friend.
Seriously, a hair cut, a new outfit, and an exercise regiment will get you miles closer to being the super fly ladies man you always wanted to be.