Welcome to the Interview topic! A place where I, Concerto, interview the fine members of NSM by request! To request a person to interview, simply pm me your request (the person you request cannot be yourself) and I will list all the people that were requested. The same person cannot be interviewed more than once a month. You may also suggest topics to bring up with the interviewed person below.
For our first interview, I had a chat with site administrator, JaMaHa!
Interview Uno, JaMaHa
Concerto: Ok I'm interviewing you
JaMaHa:I see
Concerto: How is the status of your sauna?
JaMaHa: Still broken
Concerto: How does that affect you, and your family?
JaMaHa: We can't sauna
Concerto: How does that affect you, PERSONALLY?
JaMaHa: I miss my sauna sessions
Concerto: Any closing comments?
JaMaHa: Having no sauna sucks
THERE YOU HAVE IT, THE FIRST INTERVIEW! COMMENT AND PM ME! HAVE FUN!!!
Interview Dos, Dekudude
Concerto: Thank you Mr. Dekudude for having me today.
Dekudude: No problem.....Sir.
Concerto: Well, first off, The peoples want to know what’s going on inside that mind of yours?[/color]
Dekudude:...not a lot most of the time.
Concerto: Quite! What is your favorite color?
Dekudude: Is black a color? If so, that.
Concerto: No its a shade! But we'll accept that!
Dekudude: Otherwise, I'd have to go with a deep blue
Concerto: When did your obsession with Deku's begin?
Dekudude: Ever since I first played Majora's Mask. I got the Ocarina and the Deku Mask and I put it on...played the ocarina "WTF! HORNS!!!!" and ever since, I loved Deku Link And Dekus are basically Deku Links only in other shapes and sizes...and colors. Except black and blue. D=
Concerto: Interesting. If you had a chance to meet a Deku Link, what would your first reaction be?
Dekudude: HOLY CRAP!!! *hides*
Concerto: Really? Moving on. What are some of your hobbies?
Dekudude: Web development, of course. However, I also play piano, and occasionally draw... which my talents are slowly degrading in. If browsing the internet coutns, I'll also throw that in, as I do all sorts of random things on it.
Concerto: Hmm, are there ANY hobbies that don't involve music, computer or videogames?
Dekudude: I honestly don't play a lot of video games.
Concerto: Shocker
Dekudude: I do occasionally do other random things, though such as fold money into origami which I tried once then gave up on and stuff of that sorts
Concerto: Well, what an uninteresting person. Next Question!
Dekudude: *slap*
Concerto: *ow* What, Mr. Deku, is your BIGGEST secret?
Dekudude: Not really sure. I don't keep a lot of secrets, as there isn't a lot to keep
Concerto: But?
Dekudude: But I guess the fact I want to join the military in some branch of espionage could count, as I rarely discuss that with anyone... but it peeps out occasionally...and I break stuff on NSM a lot.
Concerto: Very well! Espionage, how do you feel about that?
Dekudude: O_o; Err...It... sounds like an exciting career, I guess.
Concerto: Fascinating! Is there anything else you would like to share with the members of NSM?
Dekudude:...Next time, blame JaMaHaInterview Tres, Gamer
Concerto: Thank you for having me today Mr. Gamer!
Gamer: huzzah
Concerto:First on the agenda, what is your favorite color?
Gamer:a nice dark red
Concerto:Good good. How high can you jump?
Gamer: uh
Concerto: You can go test right now if you want
Gamer: like 4 to 5 feet I forget
Concerto: Cool What is your favorite sports franchise?
Gamer: neh I only watch the superbowl dont have a favourite
Concerto: Interesting...
Gamer: and some other football games just cause the rest of the house does
Concerto: What languages do you speak, beside English of course!
Gamer: well I'm learning japanese and I know a bit of spanish
Erich says: Care to speak a bit of Spanish?
Gamer: hola there did it
Concerto: Nice
Gamer: also quiero chocolate ahora
Concerto: Very nice What color was your umbilical cord?
Gamer: how would I know
Concerto:If you don't know, then I suppose its FINE. >:3 If, you could have anything that started with the letter h, what would it be?
Gamer: hmm, err not hmm, but uh, hot chocolate? i cant think of anything else too good
Concerto: A very simple man with simple tastes! Moving on. Would you sacrifice your life for someone you loved?
Gamer:depends on mnythings
Concerto:I need a solid yes or no answer!
Gamer: uh probably not
Concerto:Okay! I would, just to let you know. What is your favorite pastime related to potatoes?
Gamer: mmm delicious taters makng some nce fries
Concerto: Very, VERY good.
Gamer: nice
Concerto: If you could rule the world for one day, what would you do?
Gamer: uhm
Concerto: ?
Gamer: I'd probably go and destroy half of it with firey explosions, kill off everybody I hated with painful deaths, then just go off and be general demonic
Concerto: Cruel! I mean cool! What kinds of people do you have difficulties working with?
Gamer:Stupid people, ignorant people. Bascially that general group.
Concerto: How do you feel about that?
Gamer: Fine? How am I supposed to feel about that >_>
Concerto: Whatever you choose!~ What do you see yourself doing five years from now?
Gamer: Being in college 
Concerto: Very cool. What are you interested in?
Gamer: career-wise?
Concerto: Of course.
Gamer: Some sort of tech thing like 3D design or programming
Concerto: Cool! Good luck with that. Which is more important: creativity or efficiency? Why?
Gamer: well getting things done efficiently would be best, time is money
Concerto: I see, one final question then: Behind every interview question there is a concern or another question. Why is that?
Gamer: Because we desire knowledge? Sure, I'll go with that.
Concerto: Yay! Thanks for having me. Any last comments?
Gamer: no I didn't, I'm not your mother, I didn't have youInterview #####, Hugo
<Concerto> HUGOOOOOOO
<HugoMeister> 
<Concerto> Are you less busy now?
<HugoMeister> very much so
<Concerto> Seriously, I should be more busy than you, and yet you don't have time to do an interview >:
<Concerto> Anyway
<Concerto> Uh
<Concerto> I haven't done this for a while
<Concerto> Ahem
<Concerto> You ready?
<HugoMeister> since last year 9_9
<Concerto> Okay
<Concerto> Let’s DO IT!
<HugoMeister> alrighty
<Concerto> So
<Concerto> How are you today?
<HugoMeister> quite well
<Concerto> Anything exciting happen?
<HugoMeister> me and a friend embarrassed the hell out of Sara287 in Gym, but apart from that, nothing really.
<HugoMeister> typical Monday.
<Concerto> Oh really? What happened? DETAILS!
* HugoMeister has suffered kicks to the back and abdomen already, he doesn't need one to the head, thank you very much 
<HugoMeister> due to my......eh.....lack to control myself
<Concerto> Indeed
<Concerto> Well, since you don't have any juicy information, lets start with your childhood. Where did you grow up?
<HugoMeister> Pittsburgh, where I live today.
<Concerto> Is it a nice place?
<HugoMeister> very much so, not like smuggy Boston
<Concerto> You know, I've never been to Boston in the fall.
<HugoMeister> nor have I, how ironic.
<Concerto> Quite so
<HugoMeister> indeed.
<Concerto> Besides the obvious music and videogames, what other hobbies do you have?
<HugoMeister> well, I can code a little bit, takes me a while to figure something out, but I get there. Eventually.....maybe
<Concerto> That's it?
<HugoMeister> pretty much
* HugoMeister isnt a very diverse person.
<Concerto> Don't be modest, there must be more interests you hold inside of you!
<HugoMeister> er......not really?
<HugoMeister> music takes up most of my interest....so yeah
<Concerto> Well then, what a boring person!
<HugoMeister> why thank you
<Concerto> What are your top 5 videogames of ALL TIME
<HugoMeister> hmmm
<HugoMeister> well Pkmn G/S/C was like one of my favorites of all time.
<Concerto> I see!
<Concerto> You still lack four more choices though
<HugoMeister> ive noticed.
<HugoMeister> I don't really know =/
<Concerto> Well then!
<Concerto> I almost forgot the most important question!
<Concerto> What is your favorite color?
<HugoMeister> I would go with Navy Blue.
<Concerto> Navy, eh?
<Concerto> *notes that*
<HugoMeister> indeed, but mainly because I think I look sexy in it 9_9
<Concerto> Do go on!
<HugoMeister> Hugo + Navy Blue = Sexy
<HugoMeister> there's not much else to go off on
<Concerto> Off...on?
<Concerto> Off
<Concerto> Off
<Concerto> On
<Concerto> Like a light switch!
<Concerto> Quick! Energy saving or normal?!
<HugoMeister> subliminal messaging perhaps?
<HugoMeister> normal.
<Concerto> BAH...I respect your opinion
<Concerto> What happened on your 17th birthday?
<HugoMeister> I'll tell you when it comes 8 months from now
<Concerto> Oh
<Concerto> I guess that sets us up for another interview in 8 months!
<Concerto> Moving on
<HugoMeister> yay follow-ups
<Concerto> So far there hasn't been any juicy information
<HugoMeister> shall we then?
<Concerto> Yes
<Concerto> Fill in the blank
<Concerto> "I get turned on by ______"
<HugoMeister> remote control, duh
<Concerto> ...I see.
<Concerto> I can't quite understand why the people voted for you in the interview. There's no good stuff in here!
<HugoMeister> i got boring as time passed
<Concerto> Well then, let’s take you back 9 months in time.
<Concerto> *pulls out time machine*
<Concerto> Get in!
* HugoMeister hops in, wiping his feet carefully before entering
* Concerto gets in along with Hugo and flips a switch
<Concerto> ZOIP!
* HugoMeister is turned on
<HugoMeister> you've found my switch :O
<Concerto> Indeed!
* Concerto opens door
<Concerto> Oh crap
<Concerto> I think I went back a little too far
* HugoMeister shuts door
<HugoMeister> lets not go there
* HugoMeister flips the other switch that doesn't turn Hugo on
<Concerto> What's not to like about Ancient Egypt?!
* Concerto opens the door again
<Concerto> Okay, here we are in....wtf
<HugoMeister> i dont do well with sunlight
<HugoMeister> aww look
<HugoMeister> my mummy is prego <3
<Concerto> Oh really?
<Concerto> So that's the source of your boringness!
<Concerto> We need to go back and stop this from ever happening!
<HugoMeister> there's no weed at this baby shower T_T
<HugoMeister> now wonder im so suck
<Concerto> How far is your mom into pregnancy?
<HugoMeister> she's kinda fat year round....so I can't really tell
<Concerto> How awful! But let’s go back another 6 months just to be sure
<Concerto> That would make it 15 months from April 20th
<HugoMeister> .....there's a tie on the doorknob
<HugoMeister> DONT GO IN
<HugoMeister> D:
<Concerto> I'm doing it, and you're coming with me!
* Concerto drags Hugo along
* HugoMeister is dragged into the room
* Concerto kicks down door
* HugoMeister closes virgin eyes, ears, nose----basically all senses
<Concerto> Hello Mr. and Mrs. Hugo’s parents!
* Concerto kicks Mr. Hugo in his sensitive area
<Concerto> Okay, our work is done here
* HugoMeister watches his own hand fall off
* Concerto goes back into time machine with Hugo
<Concerto> Okay
<Concerto> So now here we are again!
<Concerto> Do you feel less boring?
<HugoMeister> not particularly
<HugoMeister> oh well.
<HugoMeister> maybe ive hit menopause or something
<HugoMeister> who knows
<Concerto> One final question!
<HugoMeister> gogogo
<Concerto> If you could meet any ONE person on NSM for an hour in real life, who would it be?
* HugoMeister has so many awesome friends, he can't choose 
<HugoMeister> can I combine them all into one?
<Concerto> Nope
<HugoMeister> oh poo
<HugoMeister> well then.
<Concerto> Well then?
<HugoMeister> can i split my hour into few minute sessions?
<Concerto> No
<HugoMeister> cuz im not going to pick favorites out of my friends D:
<Concerto> But you have too!
<Concerto> IT'S NOW OR NEVER BABY!
<HugoMeister> you ask hard questions.
<HugoMeister> but eh.....
<Concerto> I'm pretty sure this is the only hard question I've asked
<HugoMeister> for the sheer hell of it (and because random.org said so)
<HugoMeister> lets go with iDOWN
<Concerto> Good
<Concerto> iDown and you safely fly off into space, while everyone else on Earth dies
<Concerto> Happy travels!Yay! Another interview finished! If you guys want longer, more interesting interviews, please suggest questions that can be asked in the interviews below!
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